metalburger:

But will the new Xbox stop little white kids from calling me a nigger in Call of Duty?

I aint even black and them white kids would call me nigger -___-

fuhrerkingsadley:

Mexicans would have knocked 400 years of slavery out two summers. Niggas all about that work.

technofest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@!@#!@#!@#

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

lmao

Life is looking good so far. I fucking love it!

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

I sleep when the sun rises.

(Source: jebiwonkenobi)